Fill in the blank

This headline caught my eye today:

Arizona deputy shot by alleged undocumented immigrant

Other variations of the headline in today's news:

• Arizona Pinal county deputy shot by suspected illegal
• Arizona Deputy Shot By Alleged Illegal Immigrants

My first thought--what other labels could we put in, in place of "illegal immigrant", "undocumented immigrant" or the more evocative "illegal"

Arizona Pinal county deputy shot by suspected __________

Here's a few:

African American

Hispanic

Native American

Communist

Terrorist

Homesexual

Gay

Lesbian

Atheist

Muslim

Christian

Pastafarian

Nazi

Cambodian

WASP

Mormon

Palestinian

Baptist

Catholic

Iranian

Englishman

midget

rock climber

formula one driver

airline pilot

violinist

shrubber

Gotta watch out for those alleged shrubbers.